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You told me to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

A friend sent me to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

The site turned up in a search to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

I made a typo when I was trying to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

I stole the Heart of Gold to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

I am a fish trapped inside the wind and need to...

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

None of the above

This will help me a. give you better directions if you can't figure out what part of the site you need to be on;
b. revise the site to be clearer in general; c. keep track of who comes here and why. Thanks for helping.
If you aren't going to help, here's the Home link.

All of the above

Oh for crying out loud, don't be ridiculous. You are just being lazy. Grow up, get some guts, go back, and guess again.

Am I?

Excellent question. Maybe you aren't. Maybe I'm not. I don't really know. "All that can accurately be said about a man who thinks he is a poached egg is that he is in the minority." So, let's start with why you think you might not be...